chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: niadil, via asian)

September 16th, 2014 // 530,865 notes

timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 

September 16th, 2014 // 112,530 notes
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour. William Blake, Auguries of Innocence (via hqlines)


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September 16th, 2014 // 1,670 notes

Anonymous said: Wait how do you accidentally tell someone to shut the fuck up lol??

asian:

You know how sometimes you are thinking about saying something but then you say it out loud accidently
That was the case :(

September 16th, 2014 // 74 notes

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via asian)

September 16th, 2014 // 167,690 notes
It isn’t what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People (via hqlines)


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September 16th, 2014 // 3,459 notes

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via succeeding)

September 16th, 2014 // 289,834 notes

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

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September 16th, 2014 // 365,160 notes